So this Monday at PB:
I wore this little black dress that I’ve had in my wardrobe for months and have been too sooky to wear. It’s quite short, and I have to be careful it doesn’t fall down either since it’s strapless, so I have been terribly hesitant about wearing it.
However, Monday, i decided I was going to be daring and just put the damn thing on. And of course, Mondays = Public Bar.
What I did not expect was the newfound superpower that I gained from this dress: $3.50 jugs at PB. Not only this, but I found I didn’t have to shove through people to get anywhere; they just magically parted.
Moral of the story: Boobs make cheap beer cheaper and drunk people step aside.
Needless to say I will be wearing LBD more often.
